YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
you have the rest of the day to reblog this
So today is my 19th birthday and my parents have been super secretive about my cake for like a week. Turns out they searched through months worth of NightValeRadio tweets to find a birthday related one for my cake. And the people at the cake place had absolutely no idea what it was referring to and still have no clue what the design was all about.
THATS GOOD PARENTING RIGHT THERE
I want to be a mature adult and work and make a name for myself and become successful but I also want to lie face down on the floor and eat ice cream in my pajamas all day and never go outside do you see my dilemma.
do u ever have those thoughts like “you know what im going to start living life to the fullest and going on adventures and pushing myself and i’m going to become a better more satisfied person” and then continue to refresh ur dash for another two hours
616. The hedgehog can never be buggered at all and is, in fact, a kind of flower. (suggested by end-users-suck)
Porcupinos Non Sodomy Est
‘Precisely,’ said a passing bush.
|—||The Colour of Magic (also known as the most ridiculous book ever written) by Terry Pratchett (via evidently-evil)|
Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.
For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)